List of Shrider Conclaves

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While primarily devoted to the ceremonial purging of collective sobriety, some Shrider conclaves are of particular historical interest. The following list summarizes selected conclaves.

Conclave of Jerusalem, 54 AD - The Most Perfect Ellipsoid Rite is first promulgated, with the first Shrider Instagram post appearing in October of this year.

Conclave of Dusinane, 1057 - Macadoo kills Macowsky, receives 15 yards for unnecessary roughness.

Conclave of Assiniboia, 1905 - Shrider magisters remove the thaumaturgic barrier surrounding the Eldritch Plateau of Şäșkæţčėwāń, much to the relief of cross-country truckers.

Conclave of the Vatican Gift Shop, 1964 - Commonly known as Shriders II: Ecumenical Boogaloo, this conclave reaffirmed the holy mystery of Elvis Trismestigus.

Conclave of Tisdale, 1976 - The Blessed Shrider Heresiarchate convenes to discuss the abolition of the Touchdown Menoris. Discovering it to have been abolished 20 years prior, they go bowling instead.

Conclave of the Tiger-Cat Dressing Room, 2013 - Little is known of this conclave, except that ceremonies involving ball bearings and several litres of silicone grease were conducted.

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