List of Shrider Conclaves

While primarily devoted to the ceremonial purging of collective sobriety, some Shrider conclaves are of particular historical interest. The following list summarizes selected conclaves.

Conclave of Jerusalem, 54 AD - The Most Perfect Ellipsoid Rite is first promulgated, with the first Shrider Instagram post appearing in October of this year.

Conclave of Dusinane, 1057 - Macadoo kills Macowsky, receives 15 yards for unnecessary roughness.

Conclave of Assiniboia, 1905 - Shrider magisters remove the thaumaturgic barrier surrounding the Eldritch Plateau of Şäșkæţčėwāń, much to the relief of cross-country truckers.

Conclave of the Vatican Gift Shop, 1964 - Commonly known as Shriders II: Ecumenical Boogaloo, this conclave reaffirmed the holy mystery of Elvis Trismestigus.

Conclave of Tisdale, 1976 - The Blessed Shrider Heresiarchate convenes to discuss the abolition of the Touchdown Menoris. Discovering it to have been abolished 20 years prior, they go bowling instead.

Conclave of the Tiger-Cat Dressing Room, 2013 - Little is known of this conclave, except that ceremonies involving ball bearings and several litres of silicone grease were conducted.