What is a Shrider?

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The sacred awakening of the third down eye (the Piffles' gland) induced by Shriderology, as depicted by Shrider monomath René Danclark

What is a Shrider?

You have probably asked yourself that question a dozen times a day as you go about your normal business.

Quite simply, a Shrider is a member of the Shriders Lodge, commonly known as the Shriders, a shadowy secret society and your only defense against the dark abyss that surrounds you!

Shriderhood is a genetic possibility for any human who has a little Saskatchewan in them. Regrettably, some lack any Saskatchewan genes.