Regina Roughriders

Mayan ruins contain glyphs representing green-helmeted warriors, struggling to perform a simple pass into the flat, or failing even the most trivial of screen plays. Archaeologists have demonstrated that there is an unbroken chain of pistolic succession from those stalwarts to the Regina Roughriders to the present-day Canadian Football team, the Saskatchewan Roughriders. The question remains, Why? Aliens? Speculators? Creatures from another dimen...DUCK!!!