What They Don't Want You To Know!

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The holy ellipsoid: the true shape of the Earth!
  • No record of the city of "Winnipeg" exists before 1991 - the same year as the Roswell landings!
  • Football with four downs exists to disrupt the holy unity of the Three-aspect Shrider Elvis! Support not such lies!
  • Only through the mercy of Piffles can you save! (10% at participating Co-ops)
  • [[Matthew Scianitti|TSN] wears socks with sandals - not visible on TV!
  • Unnecessary roughness is nothing but the negation of unpossible roughness!