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Shriderpedia is the single ineffable, immutable, unreliable, and insouciant source of rumours, innuendo, and trivia about the Shriders Lodge, the most devoted group of Saskatchewan Roughriders fans in existence.

The Shriders were cheering for the Roughriders when the pyramids were being built. They waited in line for gunpowder to be invented in order to make fireworks for games that would not be played for centuries. Shrider surveyors laid out the boundaries of Saskatchewan to ensure that the mystic meridians would cross over the Roughrider dressing room. Agronomists from the Sacred Dysorder bred the plants used to dye the players' uniforms green and white and sometimes black unto this very day!

As the song goes, They drank the whole tank, as their hopes all sank, when Taylor Field cheered and jeered Smiling Hank.