What They Don't Want You To Know!

The holy ellipsoid: the true shape of the Earth!

• No record of the city of "Winnipeg" exists before 1991 - the same year as the Roswell landings!
• Football with four downs exists to disrupt the holy unity of the Three-aspect Shrider Elvis! Support not such lies!
• Only through the mercy of Piffles can you save! (10% at participating Co-ops)
• Matthew Scianitti wears socks with sandals - not visible on TV!
• Unnecessary roughness is nothing but the negation of unpossible roughness!