Elvis Presley
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Elvis Presley (born Elvis Trismegistus) is a renowned Shrider magister and author of such forbidden texts as Dissimulato diaboli and Canis canem. Born in Alexandria around 85BC, Blessed Elvis quickly gained a following among followers of Podosfairistine Mysteries by disseminating arcane prophesies conserning the rise of Piffles Taylor Thought. Elvis (PBUH) then traveled to modern-day Afghanistan to study Buddhist Ran-lankastara meditation (the back-leg-chakra method) for several centuries. After taking a brief break to entertain middle-age musical ambitions, Sanctified Elvis returned unto the Shriders in 1977 to continue the study of Pifflesneutics.
