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* Football with four downs exists to disrupt the holy unity of the [[Elvis Presley|Three-aspect Shrider Elvis]]! Support not such lies!
* Football with four downs exists to disrupt the holy unity of the [[Elvis Presley|Three-aspect Shrider Elvis]]! Support not such lies!
* Only through the mercy of [[Neil Joseph Taylor|Piffles]] can you save! (10% at participating Co-ops)
* Only through the mercy of [[Neil Joseph Taylor|Piffles]] can you save! (10% at participating Co-ops)
* Matthew Scianitti wears socks with sandals - not visible on TV!
* [[Matthew Scianitti|TSN] wears socks with sandals - not visible on TV!
* Unnecessary roughness is nothing but the negation of ''unpossible'' roughness!
* Unnecessary roughness is nothing but the negation of ''unpossible'' roughness!

Revision as of 01:07, 25 October 2019

The holy ellipsoid: the true shape of the Earth!
  • No record of the city of "Winnipeg" exists before 1991 - the same year as the Roswell landings!
  • Football with four downs exists to disrupt the holy unity of the Three-aspect Shrider Elvis! Support not such lies!
  • Only through the mercy of Piffles can you save! (10% at participating Co-ops)
  • [[Matthew Scianitti|TSN] wears socks with sandals - not visible on TV!
  • Unnecessary roughness is nothing but the negation of unpossible roughness!