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TSN is the corporeal incarnation of the Electro-tempura lines of force permeating the ether predicted by Nikola Tesla, 15th grade Shrider and amateur painter. |
[[TSN]] is the corporeal incarnation of the Electro-tempura lines of force permeating the ether predicted by Nikola Tesla, 15th grade Shrider and amateur portrait painter. |
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Avatars of the great scribes inhabit the TSN-plain, and their explanations of the entrails laid bare before them allow them to predict the outcome of each [[CFL]] season centuries |
Avatars of the great scribes inhabit the TSN-plain, and their explanations of the entrails laid bare before them allow them to predict the outcome of each [[CFL]] season centuries after a single game is played. For this reason, they are accorded the title of ''Prophets of the Past''. |
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Great Prophets |
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* The Venerabbling Matt Dunigan, reincarnation of the Stone Golem |
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* The Higher-plained Henry Burris, reappearance of The Great Svengali |
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* The Sartorial Milt Stegall, aka The Fascinator |
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Lesser Prophets |
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* Rod Smith, Keeper of the Table |
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* Duane Forde, Anti-Gravity Warrior |
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* Chris Cuthbert |
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* Sara Orlesky, Watcher of the Plains |
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Minor Prophets |
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* Rod Black |
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Alien Prophets |
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* Matthew Scianitti, Anti-trouserist |
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Latest revision as of 01:18, 26 October 2019
TSN is the corporeal incarnation of the Electro-tempura lines of force permeating the ether predicted by Nikola Tesla, 15th grade Shrider and amateur portrait painter.
Avatars of the great scribes inhabit the TSN-plain, and their explanations of the entrails laid bare before them allow them to predict the outcome of each CFL season centuries after a single game is played. For this reason, they are accorded the title of Prophets of the Past.
Great Prophets
- The Venerabbling Matt Dunigan, reincarnation of the Stone Golem
- The Higher-plained Henry Burris, reappearance of The Great Svengali
- The Sartorial Milt Stegall, aka The Fascinator
Lesser Prophets
- Rod Smith, Keeper of the Table
- Duane Forde, Anti-Gravity Warrior
- Chris Cuthbert
- Sara Orlesky, Watcher of the Plains
Minor Prophets
- Rod Black
Alien Prophets
- Matthew Scianitti, Anti-trouserist