Ethanol 113

In 1932, Shrider scientists working under the tutelage of Dr. Alfonso Capone of the University of Salerno first synthesized ethanol-113, a powerful isotope, using their unique distillation apparatus. Compressed nuclei in the alcohol substrate allowed suitably reinforced hip flasks to contain 49% more powerful liquor, revolutionizing tailgate parties forever.

Doctor Wray and Doctor Strangeways are seen here celebrating their great chemical breakthrough. The blackboard in the laboratory shows the chemical process used for the synthesis, calling the product by the Finnish name.